I cannot say I will do this often. I also cannot say it will entertain you, make you emotional, or be in anyway profound.
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: crystallizedclarity, via holla-ing)
Just ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn… Kill me