Keep Smiling
I cannot say I will do this often. I also cannot say it will entertain you, make you emotional, or be in anyway profound.
Thanks.

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: crystallizedclarity, via holla-ing)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via erikainthecity)

Selfies

Selfies

Just ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn… Kill me